i'll put something here later
cat is still fat but cute too
updates tab by primrosetylers
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB
Is this real life?
adding “yo” onto the end of things makes everything less serious
"hey cool hat yo"
"what did you think of my drawing yo"
"i wanna spend the rest of my life with you yo"
Artist & Sculptor:
H 122 cm x W 27 cm x D 23 cm
oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse
This is incredible