ireland!! ✈

i'll put something here later

cat is still fat but cute too

updates tab by primrosetylers

sosuperawesome:

Dinosaur Wedding Cake Toppers by PaintedParade

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

red-lipstick:

Maurice Sapiro aka Maurice L. Sapiro (b. 1932, NJ, USA) - Moonglow, 2014    Paintings: Oil

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

kiss-my-assbutt:

datpothead:

itsjessmehere:

solpress:

thahalfrican:

validx2:

rellemonroe:

buttcheekdemonkang:

Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been.

I… Um… OK…

Gotta stay strapped at all times

wear this under my clothes always #Prepared #Wontcatchmeslippin #sweatydennamuufucka

its too big

#tmg

Lmfaoooo

It’s got a hoodie

malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

livelifeonlegendary:

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

tastefullyoffensive:

Smile for the camera! [x]